baaahahaha, gotta love his facial expressions!! The ballet part is awesome

p.s. loving the lecture musical!! gonna have to pass that one around

For the people that haven't seen Triumph the Insult Dog in action (about Michael Jackson): clickie

hehe gotta love Triumph

Yeah he rocks, I've seen two, the MJ one which i saw a few days back and the starwars one. hehe.

This open letter on the intelligent design is just hilarious:
http://www.venganza.org/

HAHAHAHHAHAA


That is the greatest thing EVER

I hope He doesn't touch me with his noodly appendage. I'd be soiled for eternity.

I found this list it's funny to me

Here's a rundown of the top 25 most memorable movie quotes as determined by the AFI:


1. "Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn." Gone with the Wind, 1939
2. "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse." The Godfather, 1972
3. "You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am." On the Waterfront, 1954
4. "Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore." The Wizard of Oz, 1939
5. "Here's looking at you, kid." Casablanca, 1942
6. "Go ahead, make my day." Sudden Impact, 1983
7. "All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up." Sunset Boulevard., 1950
8. "May the Force be with you." Star Wars, 1977
9. "Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night." All About Eve, 1950
10. "You talking to me?" Taxi Driver, 1976
11. "What we've got here is failure to communicate." Cool Hand Luke, 1967
12. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning." Apocalypse Now, 1979
13. "Love means never having to say you're sorry." Love Story, 1970
14. "The stuff that dreams are made of." The Maltese Falcon, 1941
15. "E.T. phone home." E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial, 1982
16. "They call me Mister Tibbs!" In the Heat of the Night, 1967
17. "Rosebud." Citizen Kane, 1941
18. "Made it, Ma! Top of the world!" White Heat, 1949
19. "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!" Network, 1976
20. "Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship." Casablanca, 1942
21. "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti." The Silence of the Lambs, 1991
22. "Bond. James Bond." Dr. No, 1962
23. "There's no place like home." The Wizard of Oz, 1939
24. "I am big! It's the pictures that got small." Sunset Boulevard, 1950
25. "Show me the money!" Jerry Maguire, 1996


they have the complete list here http://www.afi.com/tvevents/100years/quotes.aspx#list
is you fav on the list?

mine is from the move spaceballs lol
"Man, we ain't found shit!"

Not my favourite list, although the Godfather quote is great.
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning." is an utter classic too, I still have to see that movie though, may do that tonight.
Although the "Bond, James Bond" is the most famous of the film series, most of the movies are filled with better oneliners. Shame the last movie sucked so much.

I'm absolutely stunned that they left "Here's Johnny!!!" out of that top 25.

Not to mention "Zed's dead", "I think this is the beginning of a beautiful
friendship" and "All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."



anyhoo:

http://www.bookblog.net/gender/genie.html

Insert relatively large amounts of text and based on the frequency of occurance of certain words it will guess your sex. I've found that this certainly isn't 100% foolproof, but it's still interesting.

omg... the flying spaghetti thing... anyone thinking noodly appendages and spanked by wet noodles?

MOLE IS THE CREATOR!

would explain why there's so much stuff wrong with this place

and LOL if you type in a load of 'blah' into that gender thingy as a blog entry, the author is unknown! woot im 0 female and 0 male! haha

Best movie quote ever.

"Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women"

Conan the Barbarian

7. "All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up." Sunset Boulevard., 1950

so memorable i dont remember it at all hehe. Seriously half those quotes are very memorable at all. I agree with ox, where's "Here's Johnny!"

"Fuck you and your freedom"
-Falling down

I forgot

"the more things change, the more they stay the same" Escape from New York