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Felix Rex
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lol, wow. That lego boulder is amazing.

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Tue May 20, 2008 8:12 am
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Reminds me the golden words:

"Junior, Junior"

"What dad, WRONG movie, DAD" :D

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Tue May 20, 2008 9:23 am
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The most annoying software.

http://reviews.zdnet.co.uk/software/0,1 ... 834,00.htm

Among others, Acrobat Reader and iTunes.

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Heh, nice list. And I agree with every entry on it.

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Tue May 20, 2008 12:18 pm
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haha, yea, it's totally on the money.

This one's interesting. Kasparov (Chess Grandmaster and Russian Presidential candidate) was giving a speech and was attacked by a penis-shaped RC helicopter. Hilarious.

http://blog.wired.com/gadgets/2008/05/g ... r-fla.html

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Tue May 20, 2008 2:53 pm
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Saw that one tonight... I want a remotely controlled dick too!

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This one requires some reading and thus may be above some people (Ox). Pretty funny though. It's the result of a cooperative fiction writing class. Basically two people are supposed to write a piece of fiction and alternate who writes the paragraphs.

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At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea she wanted. The camomile, which used to be her favorite for lazy evenings at home, now reminded her too much of Carl, who once said, in happier times, that he liked camomile. But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her mind off Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating, and if she thought about him too much her asthma started acting up again. So camomile was out of the question.

Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of the attack squadron now in orbit over Skylon 4, had more important things to think about than the neuroses of an air-headed bimbo named Laurie with whom he had spent one sweaty night over a year ago. "A.S. Harris to Geostation 17," he said into his transgalactic communicator. "Polar orbit established. No sign of resistance so far..." But before he could sign off a bluish particle beam flashed out of nowhere and blasted a hole through his ship's cargo bay. The jolt from the direct hit sent him flying out of his seat and across the cockpit.

He bumped his head and died almost immediately, but not before he felt one last pang of regret for psychically brutalizing the one woman who had ever had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth stopped its pointless hostilities towards the peaceful farmers of Skylon 4. "Congress Passes Law Permanently Abolishing War and Space Travel," Laurie read in her newspaper one morning. The news simultaneously excited her and bored her. She stared out the window, dreaming of her youth — when the days had passed unhurriedly and carefree, with no newspapers to read, no television to distract her from her sense of innocent wonder at all the beautiful things around her. "Why must one lose one's innocence to become a woman?" she pondered wistfully.

Little did she know, but she has less than 10 seconds to live. Thousands of miles above the city, the Anu'udrian mothership launched the first of its lithium fusion missiles. The dim-witted wimpy peaceniks who pushed the Unilateral Aerospace Disarmament Treaty through Congress had left Earth a defenseless target for the hostile alien empires who were determined to destroy the human race. Within two hours after the passage of the treaty the Anu'udrian ships were on course for Earth, carrying enough firepower to pulverize the entire planet. With no one to stop them they swiftly initiated their diabolical plan. The lithium fusion missile entered the atmosphere unimpeded. The President, in his top-secret mobile submarine headquarters on the ocean floor off the coast of Guam, felt the inconceivably massive explosion which vaporized Laurie and 85 million other Americans. The President slammed his fist on the conference table. "We can't allow this! I'm going to veto that treaty! Let's blow 'em out of the sky!"

This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of literature. My writing partner is a violent, chauvinistic, semi-literate adolescent.

Yeah? Well, you're a self-centered tedious neurotic whose attempts at writing are the literary equivalent of Valium.

You total $*&.

Stupid %&#$!.


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http://www.snopes.com/college/homework/writing.asp

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Wed May 21, 2008 9:04 am
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Lol, i liked the space story more, but i guess im just a mass effect geek.

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Wed May 21, 2008 9:58 am
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Spread the joy:
http://kotaku.com/5010087/judge-says-ja ... lly-trials

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I found this video entertaining

it's a lip sync to flagpole sitta by harvey danger but it's pretty well done.

http://www.vimeo.com/173714

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That was good. Nicely done.

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Stumbled on this spider web. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnO_QAqq8W8

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wow. Ugh, I hate spiders. Imagine accidentally walking into that in the dark. UGH.

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alright...this is actually from my work. This was submitted to me to turn into a FAQ to put on the customer support website I run (one of my many jobs). The spelling/grammar was so bad I had to post it.

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Why after installing [software product] on a client and lunching it, I won’t gent the connect dialog box?

Answer:
After installing [software product] and the machine was rebooted but at the logging prompt a different login ID was used th dlls did not registered.
To register all the DLLs go to folder installation (if default was used it should be C:\program Files\[software product]\) and double click on PostReboot.bat. This will register all the Dlls.
-Open [software product] and go to File->Connect the connect dialog box should appear.


Obviously I rewrote the thing from scratch.

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