@ Fight scene - Nice! But he only floors likes 6 or so of them, the rest just vanish of the left side hehe.

@Kid Fight: You could take on 28 five year old kids in a fight.

Oh yes. I. Am. Nails.

@LotR: Quality - I love those LotR animated gifs that are floating about the web too.

@Axe Murderer - THAT FILM IS ACE! HOW DARE YOU!

Please don't tell me I'm the biggest monstrum here.
Ox, please do the kid-beating test.

hmm, I did 23. I guessing I told too many truths. :p

A biofuel-powered boat going to circumnavigate the world. It's partially powered by human fat.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/a ... ge_id=1770

Ah i missed the fighting scene. It's from Oldboy (if you missed that), which is a pretty cool movie, if you haven't seen it i can recommend it.

I haven't seen it. I may have to check it out. Did he have a knife sticking out of his back?

Yeah, somebody put it in there.

Apple sucks, but this is pretty funny:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRKIDdIaFyE

A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.

Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women.

At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10 ft man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in." The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!

Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass!

Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.

The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising hell.

Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish. Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.

Finally the host says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars,"

"No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Leroy.

The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?"

"No thanks, I don't want it," answered Leroy.

The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?"

Again Leroy said no.

Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Leroy, then what do you want?"

Leroy said, "I want the name of the sumbich who pushed me in the pool!"

Good one

Powering nanobots with... sperm?

"here we are in the final nanobot assembly area of the factory... those are men behind those curtains. No jimmy, don't open that!"

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22333518/

Christmas mood. Some of us orthodox people have it on 7th of January. During the past year I earned few more people to hate me and to get the same in return. In the spirit of Christmas, I felt like making a soundtrack to release whatever I feel for them. So far, I did just a small test of how that would look like, and here is the result. I bet everybody will recognize the melody. As for the text, it's in German and yeah, I did not remain only on that part of the family. It's gonna be a piece for 4-voiced choir.

My voice has been used, but after effects it can't be recognized. I posted it as zip because ogg is not allowed. (Sat, please, it's a free format)

well, that is pretty bizarre, I'll give you that.

Per your request I've allowed Ogg attachments. I've also allowed FLAC for the hell of it.

Don't let me wonder if that was pitch shifter or the text itself.

lol, the pitch shifter. I actually didn't understand it. My german is horrible.

Bender Robot from Futurama makes beer!

http://www.asciimation.co.nz/bender/

I so want one! Also would love a cute R2D2 robot.