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Stranger  Joined: Sat Apr 12, 2003 1:14 pm Posts: 6425 Location: Estonia 
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  Shiny,
That is why the US invented the internet  ._________________ When someone asks how rich you are, quote Rinox " I don't even have a rusty nail to scratch my butt with...!" Be well or Get Help!! |
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Felix Rex  Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16703 Location: On a slope
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German politician proposes that wedding vows are only binding for 7 years but can be renewed.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070919/od ... 0919190221 _________________ They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. |
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Emperor  Joined: Wed Apr 16, 2003 1:25 am Posts: 2560
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It is proposed that marriage "expires" after seven years? Mamma mia, where is this world heading to?! ... I get it. They want to tax marriages every seven years, because two people living together (and talking with each other) spend more oxygen than two people living separately and not talking with each other at all. Moreover, they endanger the world by "producing" (
 ) kids who will spend oxygen too. Soon, there might be legally required contracts between boy- and girfriend, because they spend more oxygen while having sex. Sigh...
(I'm was kinda kidding)
... with only one hand. The second one would be free for... anything.  Maybe scratching boss' itchy ass.
By the way, this seems like the only word that suggests her gender. _________________ ++ |
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Minor Diety  Joined: Wed Jul 16, 2003 12:31 pm Posts: 3343 Location: Belgium
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Heard about the wedding thing earlier, i think it's just plain stupid. A temporary marriage, that contradicts with everything a marriage stands for. I think someone just wanted publicity.
_________________ Beter een pens van het zuipen dan een bult van het werken! ~King of Thieves~ |
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Felix Rex Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16703 Location: On a slope
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yea, that's what it is. It's a very-left politician in a very-conservative area. She also posed for ads wearing a dominatrix outfit, I believe. It's all just to get attention.
Anyway... jobs suck. :p Mine could be worse, I suppose. I just wish I was making a lot more money. To not break the point of the thread You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post. _________________ They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. |
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Emperor Joined: Wed Apr 16, 2003 1:25 am Posts: 2560
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Again SHE?! 
Lets add some adrenaline to that: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=E4flTiciQuY _________________ ++ |
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Minor Diety  Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 5:09 pm Posts: 4004 Location: Walsall, West Mids, UK
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I was just hoping that one of their sandles would come of, or a bump/pot hole in the road would arise...
_________________ Games to complete: GTA IV [100%] (For Multiplayer next!) Fallout 3 [50%] Rock Band [35%] http://www.cafepress.com/SmeepProducts |
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Stranger Joined: Sat Apr 12, 2003 1:14 pm Posts: 6425 Location: Estonia
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Live tv! ruulz.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhi5F3_cPj0 _________________ When someone asks how rich you are, quote Rinox " I don't even have a rusty nail to scratch my butt with...!" Be well or Get Help!! |
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Emperor Joined: Wed Apr 16, 2003 1:25 am Posts: 2560
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I guess some of you have surely heard of Ratko Mladić, one of most wanted people in Europa. Currently, new humoristic series related to the topic are being made in BiH. Link below leads to a page with a larger sample. It has even an English translation:
http://www.pincom.info/film/opsirnije.asp?ID=50782 _________________ ++ |
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Felix Rex Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16703 Location: On a slope
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hmmm...not such a big fan of Mladic. :p
You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post. _________________ They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. |
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Felix Rex Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16703 Location: On a slope
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ok, maybe this isn't ultra funny, but I got this voicemail today.
No, my name is not sharif (or whatever) and no I have no clue wtf device he's talking about, nor is there a chance in hell that my company sells it. And yes, I identify myself and my company on my voice mail greeting. Just bizarre. You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post. _________________ They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. |
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Emperor Joined: Wed Apr 16, 2003 1:25 am Posts: 2560
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Haha, nice to hear some native American speech. Movies just spoil the idea of it.
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Felix Rex Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16703 Location: On a slope
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oooh, Tom's hardware (or someone) made an X-Wing rocket. They launch it and it kinda gets blow to pieces. Stay on target! Stay on target!
http://www.tgdaily.com/content/view/34230/113/ _________________ They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. |
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Emperor Joined: Wed Apr 16, 2003 1:25 am Posts: 2560
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LOL, you there seemly got lot of money to waste.
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Stranger Joined: Sat Apr 12, 2003 1:14 pm Posts: 6425 Location: Estonia
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It seemed that one of the rockets packed more punch than the others, or fired unevenly.
_________________ When someone asks how rich you are, quote Rinox " I don't even have a rusty nail to scratch my butt with...!" Be well or Get Help!! |
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