lol, I like it. I think I'll email that to my muslim friends.

I've seen it already. Yet I thought it not a practical joke, because you can only send it to your friends. If you try doing it in an airplane, you might get in serious trouble for seeding panic.

You have to fucking watch this, it's amazing:

Singing tesla coil - including some very famous tunes!
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3ff_AXVlo9U&NR=1

I have pleasure to present you:

Windows RG

Just like good old times.

Ich kan nicht spechen deutche. or something.

it's anti hotlinked.

go here http://morefun.sdinet.de/index.cgi?mode ... bum=/flash and find the windows rg emulator.swf link. That'll let you see it.

Man, that thing's been around forever. i remember playing with it in my last job (like 6 years ago).

Man, this is glorious:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4wGR4-SeuJ0

lol, that's pretty good.

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a
problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

What do they say?" the priest inquired.

They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"

"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed; then he thought for a moment.

"You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two
male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible.
"Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the
cage with Frank and Jacob. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and
worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no
time."

"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution."

The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As
he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their
cage, holding rosary beads and praying.

Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a
few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're hookers! Do
you want to have some fun?"

There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the
other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank, our prayers have been answered!"

!From DA forums!

If you can start the day without caffeine,

If you can get going without pep pills,

If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,

If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,

If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,

If you can take criticism and blame without resentment

If you can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct him,

If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend,

If you can conquer tension without medical help,

If you can relax without liquor,

If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,

...Then You Are Probably The Family Dog

!From DA forum!

LEARN TO SPEAK CHINESE IN 15 MINUTES

1. That's not right..........Sum Ting Wong
2. Are you harboring a fugitive.....Hu Yu Hai Ding
3. See Me asap.......... Kum Hia Nao
4. Stupid Man......... Dum Fuk
5. Small Horse........ Tai Ni Po Ni
6 Did you go to the beach?....... Wai Yu So Tan
7. I bumped into a coffee table........ Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8. I think you need a face lift... Chin Tu Fat
9. It's very dark in here..... Wao So Dim
10. I thought you were on a diet.... Wai Yu Mun Ching
11. This is a tow away zone.... No Pah King
12. Our meeting is scheduled for next week.........Wai Yu Kum Nao
13. Staying out of sight......... Lei Ying Lo
14. He's cleaning his automobile......... Wa Shing Ka
15. Your body odor is offensive..... Yu Stin Ki Pu
16. Great..................... Fa Kin Su Pah

!From DA forums!

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/74

where's my rent!

That rests out of my sense for humor, I must say.

Quote from my boss, " If you are bored it is because you are lazy."

Background here is recently my company has not had much business so I have not had as much of my usual duties to attend to and I have been literally taking old company files and scanning them into our system and shredding them to clean up old file cabinets. I have scanned in pile upon pile of old files but this is not the most mentally stimulating work, a monkey could do this. Well after doing this pretty well nonstop for 2 weeks now I said how I am bored to tears and then she made he quote. Now one thing I am not is lazy when I am at work. I must keep busy or I feel bad for not working. So sad. Usually I am bored because my talents are being wasted on mindless labor but I guess I am just lazy /sigh.

Anyway Satis thought I should post this so if you are bored I guess you are just lazy