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It can happen to anyone, Mole.

Btw,

http://www.nee-antwerpen.be/index-eng.htm

This could be a reeeeeeeeally successful pre-election campaign.

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I can't vote for her btw. Maybe Ox can/could, don't know if he has to vote now that he's in prague.

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man, she's pretty hot. Shows how strange Europe is. :)

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Freeman wrote:
It can happen to anyone, Mole.

Btw,

http://www.nee-antwerpen.be/index-eng.htm

This could be a reeeeeeeeally successful pre-election campaign.

I think the only problem is the party :P

Quote:
Debby, Rosie, Petal and Holy - www.myspace.com/guptaratwins says:
she's from that freaky party
Debby, Rosie, Petal and Holy - www.myspace.com/guptaratwins says:
they're called "NO! Don't vote for us!"
Debby, Rosie, Petal and Holy - www.myspace.com/guptaratwins says:
instead of giving people reasons to vote for them
Debby, Rosie, Petal and Holy - www.myspace.com/guptaratwins says:
they're giving people reasons not to vote for them


Anyway..... for all those cat lovers that post pictures of them....

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/index. ... 910269.jpg

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Hehe.. from the site


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OMFG

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljZOHnZNaBc

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Lol, thats a good one.

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Global economics demystified


SOCIALISM:
You have 2 cows & you give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM:
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both & gives you some milk.

FASCISM:
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both & sells you some milk.

NAZISM:
You have 2 cows. The Government takes both & shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM:
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other & throws the milk away...

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:
You have two cows. You se ll one & buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, & the economy grows. You sell them &retire on the income.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You sell one, & force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow & produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon & market them worldwide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, & milk themselves.

A BRITISH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. Both are mad.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You count them & learn you have five cows. You count them again & learn you have 42 cows. You count them again & learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows & open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION:
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, &arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.

AN ARKANSAS CORPORATION:
You have two cows. That one on the left is kinda cute...

AN INDIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You worship them & die of hunger.

A PAKISTANI CORPORATION:
You have two cow's. You eat one for lunch & one for dinner, & then blame India for lack of cows

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Satis wrote:
man, she's pretty hot. Shows how strange Europe is. :)

You like brunettes, right?

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Freeman wrote:
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man, she's pretty hot. Shows how strange Europe is. :)

You like brunettes, right?


She will die of some horrible, yet hilarious disease by the time she gets to 1k. :lol:

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IE slows the progress of the web.. (as we (all) know)

http://worsethanfailure.com/Articles/Ac ... -That.aspx

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yea, I like brunettes.

I'm also don't cuss in my code. Well, not much. The worst things I say are typically along the lines of "this is a total hack" or "This should work in ie, but doesn't" kinda stuff.

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Hehe, I never really had reason to swear in my code, but if I had, I would do it in comments. :wink:

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lol, yea, the worst I do is in comments. :) I don't make functions/methods/objects/instances with cuss words. Maybe I should make a program like that, just for the hell of it.

Error in module fuck. Index is out of bounds on array,

private method shit(string[,] fuck, object ass){
foreach(string bitch in fuck){
etc etc etc
}
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lol - bitch in fuck.

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