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dickgonewild.com?
What kind of websites do you frequent, Mole?

Most of the spam I recieve on my clankiller emails is morons trying to sell me banners or site designs or some other bullshit. Like I can't design my own friggin' website.

Most of my hotmail spam is mortgage rate shit, get-out-of-debt shit, and microsoft trying to sell me shit. :/

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I often get "improve your tool" and "watch young girls being split in two by monster dicks" kind of spam in hotmail. :roll: What always struck me is how few boob-job spam there is...compared to the penis enlargement ones, i mean. I would think that the gender balance on the net is straightening out with every year, so i would expect much more spam directed to women. Not to mention the fact that boob jobs are a zillion times more frequent than penis enlargements. Ah, the mysteries of spam.


Btw Satis, which are some of the more disturbing and/or bizarre linkages you've received to the clankiller forums? No need to mention names, but i'd be very interested to see if one of our members visits overweightmenengaginginnippleclampgaysm.com. Or something. :)

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well, I think someone referrer-spammed my log files. I found some sort of 'fatbitchesarehot.com' or some sort of referral in my log files. Scary shit.

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Satis wrote:
dickgonewild.com?
What kind of websites do you frequent, Mole?


This one, Kings Of Chaos, The Sacred one, and Hotmail. Thats about it. The odd online computer shop too.

Rinox wrote:
I often get "improve your tool" and "watch young girls being split in two by monster dicks" kind of spam in hotmail


Ditto.

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I dont take notice but i tend to get the same as above + i dont know how many American housing loan ones. NOTE THE .CO.UK PEOPLE! stupid spammers. lol. But my main accounts are fairly spam free now. But my first email account which i never use now has so much crap go into it!

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Oh yeah you are telling me, just Look at my Freeserve email!

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From : Healthy.Longer.Life <[email protected]>
Sent : 25 April 2004 18:12:01
To : <[email protected]>
Subject : Relieve.stress Gain.energy

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He works at the base on the otherside of town.
As Seen on NBC, CBS, CNN and even Oprah! The Health Discovery
that Actually Reverses Aging while Burning Fat, without Dieting or Exercise!
This Proven Discovery has even been reported by the New England Journal of Medicine.
Forget Aging and Dieting Forever! And it's 100% Money Back Guaranteed!

Receive up to 2 Full Month's Supplies Absolutely FREE!

Would you like to lose weight while you sleep?

No dieting!
No hunger pains!
No Cravings!
No strenuous exercise!
Change Your Life Forever!

1. Body Fat Loss..................82% improvement.
2. Wrinkle Reduction.............61% improvement.
3. Energy Level.....................84% improvement.
4. Muscle Strength................88% improvement.
5. Sexual Potency.................75% improvement.
6. Emotional Stability.............67% improvement.
7. Memory.............................62% improvement.

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wow, a 75% improvement in sexual potency. I'd be causing the deaths of people. But, being 67% more emotionally stable, it wouldn't bother me... though I could never forget (62% improvement) and my nuts would no longer be wrinkled (61% improvement).

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Lol, nice one :D Never thought about it like that. Now... what was that link again?

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LOL, 88% muscle strength improvement...that would mean I'd get twice as strong than I am now, must be totally kick-ass. Love the "even on Oprah" btw...implies Oprah is a bigger credential than NBC, CNN and CBS, together. I might not be very fond of those, but well, Oprah...i never quite understood what in heaven's name made her so goddamn popular in the US. Kinda like Beckham i guess, but the other way around. :)

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People seem to like fat black people. I dunno. hmmm...so...88% improvement makes you twice as strong, eh?

*thinks Rinox should take some remedial math courses*

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My fave bit is something that is overlooked. I only noticed it second time through.

"Forget Ageing and Dieting Forever"

Forget ageing ay?

And this bad boy just came through in my email.


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Bitch :P that was by and large...but yeah, i do need some math courses. I am absolutely horrible at it. And i don't know wtf you guys are all yapping about in the time-stopping thread either. :) I think I'll throw in my two cents there some time later tho, something very intelligent, obviously.

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lol im surprised im bothering with the time thread, if jennie was to try and get me in a convo about it i'd run a million miles! usually i'd run a million miles from the thread too...

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Hehe...you're prolly bored ;) I love useless threads though. :)

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