Hey! only I, in my capacity of leader of the EDC, can strip her from that! But just the same, I do it too. I expect you send your member card back to the HQ ASAP Pev...you disgust me.

bah a real dwarf wouldn't go near those damned things. Gimli doesn't even like horses. You lot are the disgraces

*keeps card* come and get it oxy boy

lol, dammit...this is gonna be hard. Promise you won't use any sharp materials when I come around to get it? Optimally you'd be in a straight jacket in an isolation chamber...but then, you'd strangle me with your hair somehow. I need backup.

*gets pointy stick, chocolate, beer, football and other various ox-torturing implements*

Good job you're not in the US, they might get you done for cruel and unusual punishment.