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Felix Rex  Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16703 Location: On a slope 
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  _________________ They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. |
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Minor Diety  Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:17 pm Posts: 7737 Location: Centre of the sun
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lol - funny!
_________________ "Well a very, very hevate, ah, heavy duh burtation tonight. We had a very derrist derrison, bite, let's go ahead and terrist teysond those fullabit who have the pit." - Serene Branson |
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Minor Diety  Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2003 10:23 am Posts: 3956 Location: Amsterdam
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Robot Chicken rules.
 _________________ Melchett: As private parts to the gods are we: they play with us for their sport! |
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Minor Diety  Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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The 19 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Death
1. After being decapitated, the average person remains conscious for an additional 15-20 seconds. Talk about a way to go. 2. Mourning your dear departed cat? You could shave your eyebrows like the ancient Egyptians used to. Then again, maybe a trip to the pet cemetery would be easier. 3. May want to rethink what you bury your loved ones in. An old wives’ tale claims that if a woman is buried wearing the color black, she’ll come back to haunt the family. 4. Speaking of preventing hauntings, yet another old wives tale led to the institution of burial wreaths. It was believed that the wreath would encircle the spirit of the dead person, thereby preventing them from returning from the grave. 5. In 1931, Henry Ford decided to preserve his friend, Thomas Edison’s last dying breath. He kept it in a bottle. Hope he put a label on that one. 6. One of the main reasons cowboys carried pistols in the 1800’s was to avoid being dragged to death by their horse. You think they could have just gotten bigger stirrups. 7. The last words spoken by Union General John Sedgewick were, “They (the Confederate soldiers) couldn’t hit an elephant from this dis…†_________________ "I find a Burger Tank in this place? I'm-a be a one-man cheeseburger apocalypse." - Coach |
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Minor Diety Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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_________________ "I find a Burger Tank in this place? I'm-a be a one-man cheeseburger apocalypse." - Coach |
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Emperor  Joined: Wed Apr 16, 2003 1:25 am Posts: 2560
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_________________ ++ |
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Minor Diety Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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Definitely funny stuff: Hummer gets OWNED by a school bus
http://www.indystar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/a ... L/61127034 _________________ "I find a Burger Tank in this place? I'm-a be a one-man cheeseburger apocalypse." - Coach |
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Stranger  Joined: Sat Apr 12, 2003 1:14 pm Posts: 6423 Location: Estonia
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In order to survive in the traffic, i guess one has to be a moron, coz normal people tend to be killed in that kind of accidents.
_________________ When someone asks how rich you are, quote Rinox " I don't even have a rusty nail to scratch my butt with...!" Be well or Get Help!! |
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| Tue Nov 28, 2006 6:34 am |
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Felix Rex Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16703 Location: On a slope
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hehe...that's what you get for driving the crappy knockoff hummer (h2 or h3 or whatever). If they were driving a REAL hummer, that schoolbus would have had at least a little damage. :p
_________________ They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. |
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Minor Diety Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:17 pm Posts: 7737 Location: Centre of the sun
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_________________ "Well a very, very hevate, ah, heavy duh burtation tonight. We had a very derrist derrison, bite, let's go ahead and terrist teysond those fullabit who have the pit." - Serene Branson |
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Minor Diety Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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lmao @ guy who THOUGHT he won the lottery
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006560240,00.html Then, a reminder to all of us that kids are evil http://www.livevideo.com/video/27E1D27E ... +evil.aspx Man...if that was my kid, I'd give it up for adoption. It'd be only so long before I started smacking the shit out of him, and well that's not really a good thing I think. _________________ "I find a Burger Tank in this place? I'm-a be a one-man cheeseburger apocalypse." - Coach |
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Emperor Joined: Wed Apr 16, 2003 1:25 am Posts: 2560
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1) It just seems to me like many many people hate their jobs..
2) Eh kids... papa looked kinda naive having social worker to protect him from a kid. _________________ ++ |
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Minor Diety Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:17 pm Posts: 7737 Location: Centre of the sun
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No shit. That kid definitely has some mental problem. _________________ "Well a very, very hevate, ah, heavy duh burtation tonight. We had a very derrist derrison, bite, let's go ahead and terrist teysond those fullabit who have the pit." - Serene Branson |
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Felix Rex Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16703 Location: On a slope
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it's not the kid's fault...it's the retarded parents that don't know how to put the smack down on their kid. Well, the kid's a tardass too, but I still blame the parents.
_________________ They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. |
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Minor Diety Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:17 pm Posts: 7737 Location: Centre of the sun
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Im not sure thats the case this time round. If the kid suffers from mental disorder there is little the parents can do without taking special measures. Lol, and no, increased beatings is not a special method.
 _________________ "Well a very, very hevate, ah, heavy duh burtation tonight. We had a very derrist derrison, bite, let's go ahead and terrist teysond those fullabit who have the pit." - Serene Branson |
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