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http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/08/kung-fu-baby.html

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Sun Sep 24, 2006 10:08 am
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That'...disturbing. :)

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It's been a while since I posted here the last time.

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A plain computer illiterate guy rings tech support to report that his
Computer is faulty.

Tech: What's the problem?
User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply.
Tech: You'll need a new power supply.
User: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files.
Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it.
User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup and
it will fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the command.

10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that he is right. The tech is
frustrated and fed up.

Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there is
an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem.
User: I knew it!
Tech: Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE.COM at the end of the CONFIG.SYS. Let
me know how it goes.

10 minutes later.

User: It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking.
Tech: Well, what version of DOS are you using?
User: MS-DOS 6.22.
Tech: That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn't come with
NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you the
file. Let me know how it goes.

1 hour later.

User: I need a new power supply.
Tech: How did you come to that conclusion?
User: Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what you said, and he
started asking questions about the make of power supply.
Tech: Then what did he say?
User: He told me that my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE.
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(dunno about the source)

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lol - great one GFree.


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Wtf?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jh ... ssia22.xml

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Russians are urged to take the afternoon off, go home and make a baby
By Adrian Blomfield in Moscow


(Filed: 22/09/2006)


The governor of a Russian province gave workers an afternoon off and told them to go home and multiply in the most direct attempt yet by officials seeking to tackle the country's growing depopulation crisis.

Bureaucrats have been dreaming up ever more imaginative schemes to help reverse the trend ever since President Vladimir Putin identified Russia's demographic crisis – caused in part by soaring levels of alcoholism – as the country's biggest threat.

But few have been quite as blunt as Sergey Morozov, the governor of Ulyanovsk, a depressed region on the Volga.

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In exchange for an afternoon of state-sponsored passion, his "Give birth to a patriot" campaign launched last week offers parents who give birth next year on June 12, Russia's Independence Day, a range of incentives from a fridge or washing machine to a four-wheel-drive vehicle, depending on how many children the couple already has.

The Kremlin is offering even more substantial inducements. In a state of the nation address in May that was redolent of the Soviet era, Mr Putin encouraged Russians to make more babies and promised to give £5,000 to every mother who gives birth to a second child.

It is unclear how many of Ulyankovsk's residents took up Mr Morozov's offer, but the governor is convinced that such strategies are essential if the decline is to be reversed. Russia's 142 million population is dwindling faster than any other on Earth with 793,000 more deaths than births in 2004, according to the Centre for Demography.

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Wow. Thats weird and dangerous at the same time.


Wed Sep 27, 2006 7:47 am
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Easy solution: all immigrants here and elsewhere, send them off to Russia! Problem solved hehe

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That's less weird, but more dangerous.


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World cup football for bums:

http://www.homelessworldcup.org/

Then some INSANE stuff from Japan; commercials featuring Arnie selling out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skBlEbsM0jM&eurl=

Comment on the site I got it from:

[quote]The Japanese Director’s Pitch: (loosely translated) “You are finding victory in gambling but no–you are accused of much cheating! You fear retributions! So you run! And you ingest Vfuyy! Suddenly, your face peels away! You harness power of flight! Your suit shines of decadent gold! Naturally, your accuser becomes buried beneath a downpour of French fries and you enjoy much endless laughter. Vfuyy!â€

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Awesome japanamadness.

One of my favourite army of darkness scenes

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Humour from around the world

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Lol at the last part of that clip.

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lol... go America!

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Pfft, America stinks! boo!

ENGLADN! ENGLAND!

By the way, I'm drunk and i can't be bothered correcting my spelling mistakes. as har as that is to do.

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ENGLADN? ENG - LADIN .... ING - LADIN ... BIN - LADIN..... england is a hotbed for terrorism!

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