wtf?

It's part of an ongoing story, Ethan wants to win a tournament but he doesn't have a partner.

Unless you actually live together the bother of getting perfectly coordinated to each other is just a huge waste of time anyway...it's for Korean guys dropping dead after 50 hours of straight gaming.

Anyway, check this out:

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/ ... useum.html


The last line is golden

well. I guess museums can show what they want. Personally, I think I'm going to open a museum showcasing that Satis truly is a God come to Earth to honor His children with pain and blood.

Hehe...funny stuff in my paper today: apparently the Hungarian government put a poll online to give a new bridge its name, and the name "Chuck Norris Bridge" is currently winning the poll.


I didn't find the actual poll yet but i'll report back if I do -so that we can all vote along. Ftw!

lol, that's freakin' hilarious. The Chuck Norris Bridge. If you try to drive across it, it'll roundhouse kick you in the face.

roundhouse kicks ftw! couldn't find the poll online yet btw


Land Walker!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVwbUljGs3g&eurl=

goes retardely slow and isn't quite perfect for land war yet but hey, it's cool


Not reallu funny, but hey...police brutality compilation. Some of this shit is seriously fucked up. Gotta hate the cops.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJViTvy90t4

This is great


http://gitarist.zattevrienden.be/postma ... robber.wmv

ok, that japanese robot was totally lame. It didn't even walk...it scooted.

the rest wasn't bad. You have to love videos of violence put to SOAD. :p

ok...not sure what to think of this. A Beach Boys remix sorta.

http://clankiller.com/stuff/Beachboysmusicvideo.wmv

Those guys stationed in Afghanistan and the Balkan really need something to do.

Found this on a BBC site...the 5 stages of drunkenness. I feel the forgot 'can't pronounce words properly anymore'.


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So, you're off out for a night of socialising with your new student mates, having the odd drink or two. But what happens when you get a bit tipsy? - here are five things which could happen when you have one too many...
Things can get a bit blurry after a few


Stage 1 - FEELING CLEVER
This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known universe. You know you know everything and you want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always right, and, of course, the person you are talking to is very wrong. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are CLEVER.

Stage 2 - ATTRACTIVE
This is when you realise that you are the most ATTRACTIVE person in the entire bar and that everyone fancies you. You can go up to a perfect stranger knowing that they fancy you and really want to talk to you. Bear in mind that you are still CLEVER, so you can talk to this person about any subject under the sun.

Stage 3 - RICH
This is when you suddenly become the RICHEST person in the room. You can buy drinks for the entire bar because you have a bottomless wallet. You can also make bets at this stage, because of course you are still CLEVER so, naturally, you will always win. Anyway, it doesn't matter how much you bet because you are RICH. You will also buy drinks for everyone that you fancy, in the knowledge that you are clearly the most ATTRACTIVE person present.

Stage 4 - INVINCIBLE
You are now ready to pick fights with anyone and everyone, especially those with whom you have been betting or arguing. This is because you are now INVINCIBLE. At this point you can also go up to the partners of the people who you fancy and challenge them to a battle of wits or strength. You have no fear of losing this battle, because as well as being INVINCIBLE you are CLEVER, you're RICH and you're more ATTRACTIVE than them anyway.

Stage 5- INVISIBLE
This is the final stage of drunkenness. At this point you can do anything, because you are now INVISIBLE. You can dance on a table to impress the people who you fancy because the rest of the people in the room cannot see you. You can also snog the face off them for the same reason. You are also INVISIBLE to the people who want to fight you. You can walk through the street singing at the top of your lungs because no one can see or hear you and because you're still CLEVER you know all the words.

I drank unto passing out on Saturday. Kamikazes, beer and tequila did me in something fierce. We went swimming in there somewhere too. It gets a little fuzzy, but I remember embracing the pocelain god around 12:30... then I remember waking up on the living room floor at about 1:30 for the drive home. No, I wasn't driving, fear not.

I then spent Sunday recovering. I also spent the day remembering why it's a bad idea to get that drunk.

thats how it always ends up, you get drunk then spend the next day feeling like shit wishing you wouldn't have drank so much swearing that you never will do that agin. Bad part is we repeat this a few times a year.

at least you didn't have to spend your saturday night listening to your drunk mother-in law talk about how good your father inlaw is in bed.

I don't even bother with the "I'll never drink again" stuff any more. I know it's a lie. Now it's more "I'll never drink that much/that combination again". The sex thing might make me stop drinking altogether, though.

http://clankiller.com/stuff/passport.wmv

You won't hear me catch saying 'I'll never drink again' either, but after yesterday I might take it easy for a few days. So fucking wasted....I came along with two girls I knew to some guy's BBQ. So there were about 12 people of whom I knew 2, and I was totally and utterly drunk. I don't think I really did anything messed up (barf over his carpet or start a fight or something), but I'm sure I made an ass out of myself. We can only hope the rest was as drunk as I was.

Well, I don't think they'll ever invite me over again. But hey, the food was great and the booze was almost free! My head hurts.