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http://www.charliesgames.com/wordpress/?page_id=65

This is an actual game. :)

It actually looks kinda fun, but I was a little disturbed by that giant penis shooting sperm end boss. :?

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Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:49 am
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What the fuck? But OLO at the ballcopters.

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Haha. It's epic. And it plays pretty well too. :D

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Wow, wtf. How do you find this crap, Ox? did you google "penis game" or something?

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It's always Ox who finds this kind of stuff. :roll:

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Indeed. I was wondering the same thing Satis.

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Wed Mar 04, 2009 6:42 am
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"Crap"? It's an awesome little game dudes :P

As to why i always find them...because I don't do shit at work and can access pretty much every website that isn't pure porn. And even then. :roll: I spend my days scouring the web for cool stuff. And this, my friends, is cool. Or bizzare, whatever you want to call it. :P

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Hey bitches, have you played the game yet? cause it's actually pretty awesome...and hard. Took me a few times to beat it.

Atm I'm trying to break into the all-time high scores list :P Came so close a few times!!

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no...I'm afraid this is low on my 'must play' list. Unlike you, some of us actually have to work when they're at their job. :roll: That and I have a content filter on my network.

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Pfah! Work and content filters! :P Behold! I just propelled myself into the all-time hall of fame of world's biggest phalluses. I (almost) beat the entire intarwebz!!

(4th place)


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Made another entry at #15, especially for Satis :twisted:


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I've tried 3 times to download it but no luck - I unzip the file and all I get is two 0kb blank files that do a lot of nothing.

Weird.

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And this years "guy with no life" award goes to... Rinox!

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:lol:

I guess you could classify my current lifestyle as 'undead', yeah. :roll: You know what my life feels like? Like I'm unemployed, without the perk of getting up whenever the frak I want. :P

Honestly though, I bet most of you here wouldn't last as long as I do at this place...it's plain hell. For all my laziness, I'd trade this crap for an interesting but busy job in a heartbeat. It might be hard to believe for you guys with more practical degrees and backgrounds, but I've been looking on and off for 5 months or so and barely got any invitations to job interviews.

So yeah...I guess not quitting my job when I could was probably a good idea. It was that or back to being a complete, penniless, lowlife.

P.S. for the record: I'm not applying at banks and insurance place or teaching positions. The former would just bore me to death, the latter isn't my shall we say 'forte' (read: might end up slapping the little bastards all over the place :P )

@ Mole: did you download it from the game's homepage?

http://www.charliesgames.com/wordpress/?page_id=65

When I choose the "windows xp/vista" link I just get the 9.7mb rar with 3 small files and the exe in. Just tried it again. So don't know why it's coming up differently for you... :?:

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Heh, check this

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Oh man, this is an early candidate for my game of the year and we’re less than 3 months in.

We’ve had this hanging around for a while and unfortunately, I seem to have completely forgotten to post it before now. It’s a horizontal shooter from Charlie of Charlie’s Games (previously responsible for Bullet Candy) and it’s not only incredibly silly and quite rude but plays utterly brilliantly too. And it’s quite clearly NSFW, obviously. Well, unless you happen to work in somewhere that doesn’t mind you shooting ballbags and phalluses for a while.


Somewhere like here. :roll:

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