LOL. In the school, I was always used to be the goalkeeper from one simple reason: the ball just refuses to miss me.

Not painless sometimes through.

Because some guys were shooting really hard at me I was used to punch the incoming ball with the fist and have it on the other side of the terrain (which often resulted in +1 score for my team), but I myself never scored a goal during my whole career there.
Of course I received some goals but it was really miserable difference for the opposing teams. I am hard to miss, in general.

I can imagine what 'advantages' that would have, should I participate in a war.
