haha, yea. And am I the only person that went to a college where doing gay stuff wasn't normal? Ox makes it sound like a regular fraternity event.

My vacation is due to my birthday (tomorrow) and the fact that my job sucks ass. I've been totally stressed out for several weeks now and am very, very, very, very happy to not be working right now. We're also taking a trip down to San Antonio next Friday for a few days to take in the sights and go tubing down some river. Should be fun.

Don't forget I'm a lit major/linguist, so I had plenty of 'bohemians' and other sort of artsy wannabe classmates/pals. Not to mention just plain gay guys. My class was about 60 people in my last year, and at least 3 of those people were gay men. Then there was one who was blatantly gay but in the closet, another kinda gay and in the closet. I heard they're out and proud now, after years of denying my (granted, not very subtle) suspicions. On the whole, my class would be something like this: 75% female, 5% gay males and 20% straight males. Among which many artsy types. You do the math.

I'll wish you a happy birthday tomorrow

Yea, it is pretty weird feeling there are about 10 gay people in my group on the faculty (nearly 100 people), since only one is somewhat public. They probably consider me for a sort o' crazy bi or "worse" (through they'd not know what that "worse" would be) for my kinda extended `ox' jokes.

1. "I think this teacher needs a bit of anal ride. It might correct his attitude against the principles of humanity. If that doesn't work, I will start using dildos. Multiple of them. An no lubricants. I'm not joking, there's a sex shop next street."
(Having on mind I am twice as big as the teacher, the threat is not to be easy taken)

2. "Why can't he (a teacher) let us have exam in march?! Does he have to undergo operation (in march) of the polyps he got from his wife's strap-on?! Hey, that's his problem, not ours."
(a girl asked how can I be that rude)
"Don't you see how he walks? Trust me this guy HAD a huge ass workout last night! I bet you know well what kind of walking I am talking about."

3. (about another teacher)
"She's so ugly and fat that a horse would never fuck her even if he wanted. First, she's way much uglier than a mare. Second, his dick would never reach her pussy through the fat."
(a girl answered: She has kids for the God's sake!)
"Past times dear. Past times. Now she has never emptying plate in front of hers and it is the only thing she sees. If you want her to even masturbate, you will need to trash a vibrator into the plate. But I don't guarantee success where a horse would fail through!"

Need more?

By the way, I am not snapping on the teachers without reason. It is about their obvious incompetence and/or mistreating the students. I consider myself a good guy, administering the natural justice over them. If you asked for the reasons, you'd see they quite match the motives that appear in the *jokes*.

Gfree > Ox on the sickness meter

C'mon don't call me sick. Not you, son Brutus. I just tend to cause shock and bizarreness when I am bored or irritated with something, since I can't polymorph, pertify and hit it with an flame arrow like our friend Jonaleth.

A flame arrow IS a possibility. I just doubt it'll pay off in the longer run. You could yell

"I cannot be caged! I cannot be controlled! Understand this as you die, ever pathetic, ever fools!"


because of that quote I felt like looking up some others, and man, Irenicus rocks the casbah. For realz.

Irenicus is a king. Just for the record though isn't the quote "even as you die"?

Hails to Jon. It's sad that he happened to be a bad guy. But eh, who could possibly play that role better than him.

By the way, I don't remember "even as you die" part. But there is another difference. The original reads:

Flame arrow is worthless in absence of the previous two. These three are actually my specialty for the worst villains in BG2. First turn them into a squirrel, then petrify them like that and then hit them with a flame arrow to seal their fate. Hm... imprisonment could work either, but there is still fear somebody could restore them. And Lord Roenall doesn't deserve that chance. Pity you can't pick up petrified people. I'd probably drop that villain AND his son in the realm of Bhaal before it gets destroyed. In Oblivion I'd keep them sealed in black soul gems.

Thanks alot guys. I just finished work and jogged home today, so im pretty tired. Thanks for confusing the shit out of me with those last few posts. lol

Anyhow, AC/DC are the shizzle! "Whole lotta Rosie" always reminds me of Ox's mum somehow.

Well in real life you would have to use cement for petrification, i dont know whats the substitute for polymorphing though. Flame arrow could be switched for a bowling ball covered in napalm or something.

If you poly/nuke someone in bg2 you still get the loot?

Wait, what? How do you know my mum's name?

LOL derf. Go go for the oldies!






And let me have the sisters. :p

By the way, I think that about mums ain't that popular in Germanic languages while it is quite standard swear in Slavic and I guess Latin ones.

So how's the holiday coming along Satsi? Where's Shiny! We miss the shiny...

heh....we're both back. We went down to San Antonio on Friday morning, came back Sunday afternoon. Twas a good time. We have pics and such but that'll probably need to wait until we're not lazy. Going back to work today. Blah. I hate work.